Kya pata- maya memsaab!

Yeh kya pata bahut khatarnak bimari hai...
yeh kya pata hota kyon ho?
kya pata?
kya pata man me koi paap ho
kya pata kisijogi ka shrap ho
kya pata dimag me koi keeda ho
kya pata bachpan ki koi peeda ho
kya pata khoon mde koi bhed ho
kya pata asman me ched ho
kya pata koi dukhti hui rat ho
kya pata man me koi thug ho
kya pata sitaron me kharabi ho
kya pata pardada koi sharabi ho
kya pata bhagwab ki koi bhool ho
kya pata ankhon ki dhool ho
kya pata manufacturing defect ho
kya pata special effect ho
kya pata raat me kuch khaya ho
kya pata kuch khoya ho, kuch paya ho sab maya ho
it means ki tumko sab pata hai:)
Awesome movie, music, cast, cinematography etc etc and last but not the least and the novel madame bovary!
Gulzar comes up with brilliant scripting!